Monday, December 12, 2011

Why I cannot come to the phone today

Or any day for that matter. I have the plague.

Ok no, not the plague but a plague-ish type...thing. Ok fine whatever I have a cold. Because my family won't share pretzels but will give you a virus like whoa. And I am apparently going to have said cold for at least another week. Which is a fantastic excuse for why I am not currently writing my book except for the part where it feels like I swallowed a very unhappy porcupine.

The human body is just awesome. Someone get me some NyQuil STAT, I want to wake up in a week perfectly healthy.

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